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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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mariiette:

unfreshing:

words cannot describe the appreciation i have for the person who put this together

i want to be raven baxter ok

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

taur:

Nicklas Kingo

taur:

Nicklas Kingo

loki-the-prince-of-sass:

chebbienicole:

friedloki:

I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef.

I cannot reblog this enough

WITCHCRAFT but beautiful witchcraft

loki-the-prince-of-sass:

chebbienicole:

friedloki:

I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef.

I cannot reblog this enough

WITCHCRAFT but beautiful witchcraft

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tyleroakley:

gr4ceffa:

this video was a ride from start to finish

literal hero

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

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sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.

(Source: jeans-left-buttock)