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wickedclothes:

Prescription Coffee Mug

Great for coffee lovers! This dishwasher and microwave safe mug holds twelve ounces of liquid. Currently on sale for just $10.21 at Amazon!

Me when other people are sick: It's just a cold. Drink lots of water and get lots of sleep and you'll feel better in a few days.
Me when I am sick: I should probably start writing my will.

ryan-the-mad-king-haywood:

fingerbacksnap:

i hate the word fandom so much shut the fuck stop turning things into fandom. i saw a post today about “the bedroom fandom” no it’s fucking interior design. sometimes people are interested in interior design. it is not a fandom. shut the fuck up i hate this website. 

Things are heating up in the anti-fandom fandom

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

(Source: dramaticleaves)

highs0ciety:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

flawless-squoose-pancake:

blue-eyed-hanji:

thelifeofnachos:

These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

This will always be golden 

aww yissss

I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream

Omg

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates